This could be you...

"Excuse me... Excuse me... Hi. What line is this? The waiting line? I thought this was the taking action line? Well, can you please tell me where the line for taking action is? What's that you say? There is no line for taking action? Then what the fuck are we all waiting for?!"


WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE ALL WAITING FOR?!

I just found out today that if you want to do something, you just do it. So I did it. You should too. Don't wait for Monday to start exercising. DO IT NOW! Don't wait for tonight to tell me you love me. TELL ME NOW. Don't wait for the end of the month to call your mom. CALL HER NOW. Stop pushing off projects, stop wasting time, stop wasting money, stop wasting life, stop wasting your breath, stop killing yourself, stop hurting the ones you love, stop being an asshole, stop spreading rumors, stop holding it all in. SPEAK YOUR MIND. COMMUNICATE. Speak with clarity. Say it with your heart but use your mind.

PS stop waiting to be rich. Make the most with what you've got, so IF you ever make hit it big, you can adjust. Stop thinking that WHEN you get rich, you will be happy THEN and ONLY then. BE HAPPY NOW or you'll never make the adjustment. Unless you are super-adjusto-freak-o which is possible.

That's about it really. Nothing new here, just a reminder that I hope you hear.

Oh, by the way, I LOVE YOU.

This world is a silly silly place....

So here at Pierce College, we just had a BEAUTIFUL Botanical Garden built for us and already people feel the need to trash it. A lovely sign in all four corners quietly and maturely warn us that smoking is not to be permitted. It must be "Opposite day" everyday. Maybe a sign should be made to abide the rules of "Opposite day."

This is my attempt:



This won't keep people from tossing out their butts in the garden but at least it will make us stop out of our busy lives just for one moment to think....

Ninja Status

Dear Gas,

I just wanted to let you know that I met a bike a couple of months ago. I have been riding her here and there, but didn't get too close because she made my crotch sore. Well, after riding her for a while I got used to the feeling. In fact, I am riding her daily to school if you haven't noticed. I get to school on time while people are still searching for parking spots. I am almost completely independent from you but it's hard to carry all my work on my back. I'm working on that though. I just wanted to say that we had good times together. You powered my car so that I can get to the beach, school or work. Now don't get sentimental on me and don't start attacking my bike. It's not her fault. My bike may leave my crotch sore, but you do realize that you have been relentlessly sodomizing me without any emotion or care? Not to mention my bank account has plunged greatly because of you. That's not the point, the point is that I want you to stop harassing people. Stop making us feel like we need you because we don't. There are other ways.

I will part with a song we both know and love by The Manhattans.




Arrivederci!

You won't be missed.

PS this is a picture me and my bike while I was working on her body...



I know, I'm immature. What can I say? I'm just GENUINELY HAPPY.